when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents


(Source: duplicatable, via i-g-n-e-o-u-s)


i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via the-lie-of-belief)

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